Arrr the booty be plentiful matey! and so be this blog

so lets see um it feels like summer is here cause it's so effing hot and it doesn't help that my store doesn't have A/C....:( with the summer comes the heat and the MOVIES! I'm jazzed for the summer movies coming out this summer months!
i gotta say the one i am most looking forward to is at the top being PIRATES! then its NACHO LIBRE, then X-MEN, followed by CLERKS II, and lastly SUPERMAN. so I'm gonna take my bro and Big mike to see um.

in other news valley man Jay Ditto had a blowout on the 210 freeway this last Saturday trying to help in a mothers day present....more on page two 2.



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so were driving along and rocking out to my music (cause if your riding with me it will be loud and kick ass rock music) then POP! then SNAP! the SCREECH!* i actually made that sound effect while i typed it*so to the divider we went....and waited i did till we could replace the screw invaded tire.

Also at the corner of Hayvenhurst and Sherman Way on his way from Denny's with Big Mike...Mike Experienced Jay Kicking Ass.

well i turned right at the light that had just turned green for the other side so i zoomed forward but uh a white Benz didn't like my maneuver...he proceeded to drive up next to me*with my windows down cause it's hot and music bumping* and tell me why he was so mad. so i did what i always do.... stuck my Mohawk head out and said FUCK YOU and gave him the hand sign for it.....needless to say he didn't like that....so up he comes again to say eff you to me....but i wasn't gonna let this big guy finish so i made a sarcastic oh face and made a slight swerve toward his white 2004 Benz....needless to say lol he freaked out at my madness and swerved the other way to save his car lol...then he got really hot! so i waved by as he past me going 90 lol and i turned back into work...and mike thought it was funny and was calm and watched the show....that's it.


OK on to sleep, texting, and playing FF XI laters